Men's Study Exam
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Men's Studies (MS101) -- Final Exam May 2006
Instructions: Answer all questions
1. Women demand equality, but insist on seperate competition in the
Olympics:
a) Explain why the best women's football team in the world wouldn't
stand a chance against you and ten of your friends.
b) Explain why women cannot kick a ball straight.
c) Explain why their presence is only needed after the game,
particularly a night game.
2. Pamela Anderson's tits are plastic but look good in photographs.
Compare and contrast the relative merits of plastic and real tits.
3. It is long established that fat women are grateful when you give them
the big one. Outline some of the reasons why this is so and explain why
all feminists are fat and ugly lesbians.
4. Situation: Assume you are dating a girl who has five sisters, no
brothers, and no father. Explain why, when visiting, you leaving the
toilet seat up is the ultimate insult.
5. Write a critique or two of the following films that were viewed in
class:
a) Sweet Sins of Sexy Suzie
b) Three Into One Will Go
c) King Dong
d) Lezbo Lust
6. Women demand equality:
a) Why is it that when you buy a woman flowers or pay for dinner, she
and all her friends call you a gentleman?
b) Why is it that when you ask her and her friends why she never buys
you flowers or why she never pays for dinner, they call you a woman
hater?
7.Women drivers! Discuss.
8. Women demand equality:
a)Why is it that fee to enter a favorite bar on Friday night is $15 for
men but $5 for women?
b)Why is it that no man has challenged this in court?
c)Why is it if the opposite were true 435,000 feminazis would hold a
candle light prayer service in front of the bar to cast a spell on the
bar's karma?
9. Name something a woman has invented - ever.
10. Women demand equality:
a) On average, women live 7 years longer than men yet get their
pensions 5 years earlier. Explain why this isn't fair. Also make
reference to your bitchy and lazy grandmother who lived to be 104 and
your poor grandfather who worked since he was 13 yrs. old in a coal
mine only to die one day before he retired.
11. Describe an experiment to impress a girl by lighting a fart. Detail how
your food intake 4 hrs. before the experiment affects the colour of the
flame.
---end of examinaton---
When completed, you may leave the examination room. Then, get a job,
get married, have kids, work 54 hrs/wk at a job that you barely
tolerate because it pays bucks, buy a house (also known as mortgage)
then prepare yourself to die at age 48 from heart disease caused by
stress. Remember that your wife will live until she 85, so ensure your
life insurance premiums yield a hefty payout for her, so that she can
have a 2nd home in Florida and an occassional world cruise with her
other widowed girlfriends. Or, if you prefer, don't get married, but
find an attractive and polite girl in your class who you are certain in
9 years will be fat and bitchy, and just buy her a house.
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